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Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas, just like the one for us emoooooosss! This elf on the shelf went emo, so I suppose you could call them, emo on the shelf... tired of all this annoying holiday cheer? Here's a Christmas design that will satisfy the emos around the world!

Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler. Show that you jingle full-ass or not at all with this funny holiday design.

We all know that the holidays belong to the cats!! But as far as you know, all the ornaments that have been destroyed were the fault of the dog, right? Nope, not the cat at all.

Show off your love of the most magical time of the year with this hilarious, drunk humor, Santa's little helper, Christmas inspired greeting card! Let your family know you are ready for that holiday egg nog! IT'S PARTY TIME, SANTA!

Show off your love of the most magical time of the year with this hilarious, party elf, Christmas pun greeting card! Let the world know you are ready to party like a Christmas elf for the entire month of December!

Share the Christmas queer with this funny, "The Best Way To Spread Christmas Queer Is Singing Yasss For All To Hear" holiday LGBTQ parody design! Perfect for a gay Christmas, and being homo for the holidays!

Get in the holly jolly Christmas Spirit in style. Not everyone can sleigh it as hard as Santa. So this Yass queen, Sleigh Christmas card will show off your spirit to someone in an awesome funny way. Christmas can't come soon enough but don't worry the holidays will be here soon. Reindeer, presents, ornaments, Xmas trees will just fall all over you!

You know the Underdark ain't big enough for the two of us, Ranger. Next campaign of Wagons and Dragons, play as a an outlawful good drowboy who always crits in a dual! What alignment is outlawful good? IDK, but it sounds badass and anti-establishment. Also c'mon Drowboy is a great pun, you know it.

She's a 10 but she plays Dungeons & Dragons -- she's a 20! - a D20. Show off your love of trendy jokes, memes, and DnD with this nerdy, dice design.

That friend of yours who keeps a pantry filled with strange herbs and ingredients - that's your witchy Sag buddy right there. They don't do witchcraft half-assed. Spicy sags go all the way!

Blessed Samhain Witches! Celebrate the end of the harvest season and prepare for the dark half of the wheel of the year with this design.

Happy Samhain Witches! Celebrate the end of the harvest season and prepare for the dark half of the wheel of the year with this design.

Take an extended rest and restore some spell slots with this cute pastel design featuring an elf wizard chilling out with her cat familiar in an inn with plants and other magical items between quests!

All alone on a shelf, push me to the edge all my friends are dead. Have some fun with this weird little elf and a good dose of dark humor with this funny, Santa's little helper Christmas parody coffee mug!

Show off your love of the best holiday of the year with this hilariously jolly, Santa's little helper inspired, Christmas lover's, holiday greeting card! Everyone should have high ELF esteem on Christmas!

Show off your love of the best holiday of the year with this hilariously jolly, Santa's little helper inspired, Christmas lover's, holiday greeting card! Express your ELF and have a Merry Christmas!

Show your selfie some love this holiday season with this cute vintage inspired Christmas card. This Christmas card features an illustration of a little elf, dressed in green, riding on the back of a red reindeer and the phrase "Let Me Take and Elfie.

Are you ready for goth Christmas? You're lifestyle may not let you wear the traditional red and green for Christmas, but you can incorporate your goth lifestyle with this coffin and skull Christmas greeting card! Why be a Christmas Elf when you can be a Christmas creep?

This holiday and Christmas season don't just by Christmas presents to put under the tree, Treat yo' Elf, too! Make your shopaholic self happy with whatever your heart desires. Christmas is the merry best and I don't know what I'd do without it!

This holiday and Christmas season don't just by Christmas presents to put under the tree, Treat yo' Elf, too! Make your shopaholic self happy with whatever your heart desires. Christmas is the merry best and I don't know what I'd do without it!